didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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