if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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