Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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