Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
too bad you live with your parents still
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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