Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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