he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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