i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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