I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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