it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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