i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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