So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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