Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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