Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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