I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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