But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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