Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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