Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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