member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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