It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
that is very illegal...i love you.
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