But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how can u be prego again
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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