Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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