very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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