Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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