Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
So squirting runs in the family.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
