once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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