Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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