i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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