we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
