I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
did i walk over a car last night?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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