There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
