yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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