So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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