The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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