doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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