he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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