I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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