i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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