you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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