Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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