I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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