Barsexuality is the new black.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
