Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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