what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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