she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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