Sry I called you an 8
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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