You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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