Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I will be naked everywhere
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Randomize
