You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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