We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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