I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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