Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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