Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
she looked like the before picture.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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