its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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